The mysterious Jasper Griegson is a professional complainer. He is 48 and married with three children. His wife (whom he describes as Lady Macbeth) has been the source of many of his biggest complaints. His children (whom he describes as his apprentices) are not averse to the odd complaint themselves.

Although he is a journalist and public speaker, Jasper claims to do a “real job” as well in order to pay the mortgage. The most that anybody knows about this “real job” is that it is a “dull job in the City”, involving paperclips and pen-pushing. Jasper claims that when he leaves his office, he changes identity in a telephone box and then becomes ‘Jasper the Complainer’ – super-hero and most feared adversary of Britain’s major retailers. He is said to foster an intense dislike of kryptonite.

In the past, Jasper has been the Official Complainer for The Sun, The Daily Express, London Newstalk Radio and a variety of magazines. He was also made a number of television appearances and is currently part of the new Channel 5 programme “The Complainers”.

Jasper is now recognised as Britain’s best and most well-known complainer. His three books The Complainer’s Guide to Getting Even, The Joys of Complaining and The Complete Complainer have been called the greatest and most authoritative reference works of the 20th century by….er….Jasper’s mum.

If you want to get hold of him, try emailing: jasper@complainer.co.uk or telephone: 07979-596639